Fever

Ryan:  Mummy, can I wear the jacket
Me:  No, it's noon, sunny day and hot
Ryan:  Why?
Me:  If you wear it, your body will be very heaty and you might get fever
Ryan:  Ya, I want to have fever
Me:  Huh!  Why?
Ryan:  So that I can eat pineapple
Me:  (fainted)

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